Let me tell you a secret.
Rugs are not purely for aesthetic purposes (see the Throw Pillow scene from Along Came Polly). People are having sex on them. Who? Everyone except you. Here’s a fun idea; next time you are invited to a social function, look the host right in the eye, say “Nice rug”, and check their reaction. It’s hilarious.
From oldschool rappers to the latest covers of social magazines teaching naughty “new” techniques as old as the invention of the Persian carpet, people in the know have been getting down on the floor. Before we showcase the new area rugs from Modern Man Caves, take a look at our favorite sex position for rugs. A good rug is an investment that should last about 30 years and cost about $1,000. Listed below are our recommended “sex rugs” from the Momeni rug collection of about 5,000 styles:
Comfort Shag Hand Tufted Acrylic Rug, Steel, $899.00
The Comfort Shag collection sports furry acrylic rugs like this that are not only big and soft but easy to clean.
Cotton rugs are meant to feel soft like wool but are more economical. A hand-hooked rug is one that takes careful labor to make and should last a long time.
This rug is pure wool and is made in the more traditional Persian style. 100% wool rugs make for top-class family heirlooms to be passed down from one generation to the next. Just make sure you clean it first.
The Old World Collection from Momeni, another 100% wool rug collection. This area rug is a little wider, at 8′ x 11′. That’s a lot of leg room.
Serengeti Hand Tufted Wool Rug, Zebra, $2,489.00
This zebra rug is the ultimate Karma Sutra rug, with dimensions of 9′ 6″ x 13′ 6″ this huge rug is hand tufted of 100% wool in India, one of the most time-consuming ways to make a rug. The Zebra pattern always invokes primitive thoughts.
Serengeti Hand Tufted Wool Rug, Ice, $2,489.00
Another top-quality animal patterned rug with a modern twist. 117 square feet of sexy.
Vintage Power Loomed Wool Rug
This is one of our favorite rug designs. It costs much less than it looks because it’s “Power Loomed”, which is a hand-made technique that uses a machined loom, requiring less labor time. An eye-catching design like this is a good conversation starter.
Luster Shag Hand Tufted Polyester Rug
This Champagne colored area rug from Momeni’s Luster Shag collection is perhaps the best value. It’s 8′ x 10′, soft and shiny, and much cheaper because it’s made of Polyester. The upside to polyester is that it’s designed to feel ultra-soft. The downside of Polyester rugs is that you can’t rest furniture on it, and it must stay far away from sources of flame.